On the way home from a birthday party tonight, Colin was anxious to take off his wristband.
Colin: “Mommy, when we get home can I use the scissors and cut this off all by myself?”
Me (laughing): “No, Buddy. I think I better help you.”
Colin: “Mommy, it’s not funny. I’m FOUR – about to turn FIVE – and I can do it on my own. I’m serious.”
My Minivan Rocks! 
I forgot to tell you. He tried to tell me he could ride Michael s motorized scooter. I got the “I’m serious”