We finally got rid of Emily and her snotty, crusty dreadlocks several months ago, but I should have known it wouldn’t take Zoe long to find a new victim.
Please let me introduce Strawberry Shortcake. Strawberry Shortcake even smells like strawberries, so Zoe has an excuse to put those scented red locks up her nose. This is a typical exchange:
Me: “Zoe, DO NOT put your doll’s hair up your nose!”
Zoe: “But MOM! I need to SMELL it!”