Out of the Mouths – Heard in the Bathroom

This “Out of the Mouths” post has to do with my vagina, so if that offends you, stop reading now.

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Still here? Remember, I warned you. If you’re reading this, it’s your own fault.
 
 
Heard in the Bathroom #1:

Zoe was in the shower with me. The conversation went something like this.

Zoe: “Mommy, why does your pee-pee look like that?”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Zoe: “Why does it have hair?”

Me: “Women have hair on their pee-pees. When you get older, you’ll have hair on yours, too.”

Zoe: “NO! I DON’T WANT HAIR ON MY PEE-PEE WHEN I GET BIGGER!”

Me: “Sweetie, it’s normal. It happens when you get older.”

Zoe: “NO! I DON’T WANT HAIR ON MY PEE-PEE WHEN I GET BIGGER!”

Maybe she’s going to be a Brazilian wax kind of girl. Ouch. It hurts just thinking about that.
 
 
Heard in the Bathroom #2:

Zoe is obsessed with finding wrappers in the trash. She thinks she’s going to find evidence that Christian or I ate something she wasn’t allowed to have. She’ll pull wrappers out of the trash and say in an accusatory tone, “What’s this, Mommy?” The other day she pulled a tampon wrapper out of the trash can.

Zoe: “What’s this, Mommy?”

Me: “That’s a tampon wrapper, Honey.”

Zoe: “What’s a tampon?”

Noah: “It’s that string that hangs out of your pee-pee, right Mommy?”

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5 thoughts on “Out of the Mouths – Heard in the Bathroom

  1. Too funny!! Sissy and Lolee have a bad habit of prying open our mouths when they think we’ve gotten into something we shouldn’t have. “Mommy, what’s that in your mouth?”, as they pry my teeth apart like a dog at a pedigree show. I doubt they’d ever find a tampon in there though. haha

  2. Ha! I just told BB what her clitoris is – she was touching it and asked, so…

    And she talks about Daddy’s boy parts and all the boys at school who have them too, but they don’t have “stuff” (hair).

    🙂

  3. maybe our kid isn’t seeing us naked enough… we haven’t gotten too many comments except (with WIDE eyes): “baba have BIG one, like this (stretches out her arms) i no have that one”… which leaves us both laughing our patooties off.

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