If anyone has actually been watching I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here because I blogged about it earlier this week, I’m sorry. I am very, very sorry. It is really, truly terrible television. It’s pretty much a craptastic steaming pile of sh*t.
I updated the last blog post and updated my Facebook page, but I just want to reiterate: I vouched for the charity, not the show or the Baldwin brother. I mean seriously, Stephen Baldwin baptizing Spencer Pratt in a Costa Rican river? And is it just me, or is Janice Dickinson’s plastic surgery mess of a face just painful to look at when she’s not wearing make up?
What really stinks is that they haven’t even mentioned the charity, Love146.
I think the only way to make this show watchable is if you make a drinking game out of it. Taking a drink every time someone said “maverick” during the Vice Presidential debates made those much more interesting. With I’m a Celebrity, we could drink every time someone makes a mockery of religion by saying “pray” or “Jesus” (I’m not even really a religious person, but I’m pretty sure God has more important things to do than to give these stupid celebrities the “strength” to live in the jungle for a few days before they return home to their Beverly Hills mansions.)
Anyway, to get myself off the hook from actually watching the rest of this TV train wreck, I’m just going to ask that you check out the Love146 website or the Love146 blog, and consider making a donation.