Noah and Zoe were in the tub together the other night when Zoe started saying, “Paper. Paper.”
She was pointing to the toilet paper. Since I had just used some to wipe her nose, I said, “We already wiped your nose, Honey. You don’t need any more paper.”
She insisted, “Paper. Paper!”
It dawned on me. I said, “Zoe, did you just pee?”
In my most stern-mommy-voice, I said, “Zoe, we DO NOT pee in the bath tub. That is a no no.”
Then Noah said, “But I did it too, Mommy.”
I said again in my most stern-mommy-voice that we do not pee in the bathtub. We only pee in the potty.
Then I left the room so they wouldn’t see me laughing my a** off.