Tracy’s Facebook updates from New Year’s Eve:
11:22 pm: Tracy spilled juice on her BlackBerry tonight. It’s fried, and she’s bummed. No phone, texts, or Sudoku for the next few days! The world is ending!
11:52 pm: Tracy’s husband has her BlackBerry completely disassembled and is determined that he can save it. Tracy thinks it is a lost cause. Happy New Year!
12:56 am: Tracy says, “Christian is my hero. I have my CrackBerry back.”