This is me before my bachelorette party in 2003. Notice the traditional bachelorette attire: veil, “Suck for a Buck” t-shirt, mini purse of $1 bills, and a pretty penis necklace.
Christian and I had our bachelor/ bachelorette parties the same night. We went out separately, and then our two groups met up later. By that time someone had added a pink feather boa to my bachelorette attire, so I was pretty hard to miss. So, I have to guess that my husband had a little too much to drink by the time we passed each other on a narrow staircase at the bar and HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE ME. Um, hello? I looked ridiculous, not to mention I was his future wife! I’m never going to let him live that one down.
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He was just being a good little groom and determinedly not looking at all the hot women that night, even if they did look ridiculous.
That’s his new story, and he’s sticking to it.
That is too funny. My daughter ‘79 had that t-shirt at her bachelorette party… suck for a buck, she made $150.00. They kept putting new life savors on when she would run out.
In his defense, his eyes were mere slits and he had to focus on walking; thusly staring at his feet. That is why he failed to notice you. Trust me I was there.
[...] Others photos from that day/ night may exist, but this is the only one anyone cared to share with me. They look like a respectable group of guys, don’t they? Well, don’t be fooled. This was early in the day. And I imagine this is when the drinking started, which would explain why Christian didn’t even recognize me by midnight. [...]